Have you ever been lying in bed, everyone else is asleep, and you think to yourself, “Gosh, I just want a bite of ice cream. Just a spoon. Something sweet. But there’s nothing in the house.”Well, in my case I just have to pick up the phone and in about 30 minutes less time than it would take for me to get dressed, get in the car and go to the store, somebody could be setting a tray of it on my bed.
Now, I’m not saying you should eat ice cream at 2 in the morning, or that someone should serve it to you then. I’m just saying that if I want it, I can have it. This should not be your only criterion for moving into a hotel that is also your home. But, it is a good start.I guess it’s no surprise that I’ve ended up living in a hotel, even when I’m not on the road. After all, I’ve stayed in 5,000 or more hotels in my 33-year career as a stand-up comic. So it’s always been my home away from home. And now, it’s my home at home.